a.) the substance produced by a male smurf's testes
b.) Smurf cum
c.) old school chewing gum (imposible to hide in
man 1: "wow you smurfed that smurf till he got
winterfresh all in your face"
man 2: "yeah well... at least my breath is menty fresh."
man 1: "but you still performed a sex act on a male... fag"
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