13 definitions by nilpferd

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An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.
Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.
by nilpferd July 19, 2003

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Nineteenth century British Army slang for "ugly bugger", used to describe the natives of the Sudan.
Viceroy Wellpointe viewed the ooga booga he was to bed tonight and rather wished he was in Dar es Salaam where the local trollops were much more to his liking.
by nilpferd July 20, 2003

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Female masturbation.
Every time I masturbate it's the kittens I am thinking of.
by nilpferd July 19, 2003

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A plethora of mental/emotional problems.
I gave up dating Caucasian women in favor of foriegn-born Asians, American women all have a megaplex.
by nilpferd August 11, 2003

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The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.
Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!
by nilpferd July 29, 2003

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A run-together word: " it is worded"
The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."
by nilpferd August 11, 2003

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Ein Rank in der nationalen sozialistischen Partei zwischen Poobah und Zauberer.
Herr Bubba Bodine wurde zum Klugle gefordert.
by nilpferd July 30, 2003

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