Someone who has been told they have what it takes to undertake a degree successfully, but is actually as thick as Stephen Hawking is brilliant. They have difficulty explaining the simplest of things and start sentences with 'Basically yeah, what it is yeah' and end them with 'innit'.
A species that should be avoided at all costs as it can lead to a loss of sanity and hair.
PERSON A: How can I help you?
WESTMINSTER STUDENT: Basically right, what it is yeah I lost me fingy' innit.