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15 definitions by nigel tufnel

 
1.
Anybody who writes off Bob Marley's music as the "rantings of a stoner", is either so closed-minded they will make judgments about things they know nothing about, or is simply stupid. Either way that person is fool #1.

Bob Marley was a great spiritual geezer, a wise man. He was outspoken about politics and spirituality, among other issues. He was originally a member of the Wailers, the nucleus of which was himself, Peter Tosh, and Bunny Wailer (aka Neville Livingston).
Bob Marley 1945 - 1981
by Nigel Tufnel February 08, 2005
 
2.
What people say sometimes when they really mean to say "addictive"
Dude 1. That shit is addicting!

Dude 2. The word is ADDICTIVE!
by Nigel Tufnel May 15, 2005
 
3.
11
1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll number.

If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!
1. These go to 11
2. 11 is one louder, innit?
3. My computer goes to 11
by Nigel Tufnel December 14, 2004
 
4.
Famous power ballad by Foreigner. If you only ever listen to one power ballad in your lifetime, listen to "Wind Of Change" by The Scorpions. But if you listen to two, check this one out.
I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb,
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine,
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I'm gonna take a little time,
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide,
It looks like love
Has finally found me
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
(And I wanna feel)
I want to feel what love is
(And I know)
I know you can show me
by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005
 
5.
To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.
1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way
by Nigel Tufnel February 03, 2005
 
6.
A set of confused and meaningless statements.

A long and complicated and confusing procedure; "all that academic rigmarole was a waste of time".

I'm not 100% sure where this term originates, but I've heard it used in Britain and Ireland.
1. "You wouldnt believe the rigmarole I had to go through just to have my credit cards cancelled!"

2. "Oh, not this rigmarole again!"
by Nigel Tufnel July 04, 2005
 
7.
Famous "Power Ballad" by The Scorpions. If you only ever listen to one power ballad in your lifetime, listen to this!
Wind Of Change

by Scorpions
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change

Chorus:
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change

Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever

I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change

The wind of change blows straight
Into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring
The freedom bell for peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
In the wind of change
by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005