2 definitions by niclo-jo

Top Definition
an apartment sized couch that has all of the appeal of a regular sofa sectional while not lowering oneself to Ikea quality; a homosectional is to a sofasectional what a H2 is to a Hummer
I had the leather sofasectional delivered but it only fit if I openned the patio door to my balcony, so I had to return it and get a homosectional
#homosectional #love seat #homo #decorating #interior design
by niclo-jo August 02, 2011
1) The phantom sensation that one gets on random parts of their body that is assumed to be a wood tick crawling.
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning
1) I slept so poorly last night. I went for a hike in the woods yesterday and kept feeling wood ticklers all night.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.
#woodtick #morning wood #phantom woodtick #french tickler #wood tick
by niclo-jo August 02, 2011
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