What Boston Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez calls the New York Yankees.
"The Yankees are my daddy; they're inside my head right now." -- Pedro Martinez
When a man will ejaculate into any conglomerate dish (i.e. pepper steak, chop suey, jambalaya, or gumbo) in order to enhance the flavor of the meal. The mixed product has then become "cumbo." Not everybody's cup of tea, but is a good indicator of how much your girlfriend/wife likes the taste of your particular semen.
"I figured that since we have broken out the strawberries, hot fudge, and whipped cream for the dessert portion of our sexual escapade, dinner would be the perfect occasion for me to splooge in your food and create some gourmet cumbo. That's Grade-A Quality shit we're dealing with here, so be sure to clean off your plate."
Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.
Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"
"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"
"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"
"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"