Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore
one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition
of giving birth
at the age
. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest
with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member
his "Uncle Nephew."