4 definitions by nickjoker526

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The most kick-ass character in the film Kick-Ass. Played by the very talented Chloe Grace Moretz, she's a pint-sized, fowl-mouthed 9-year-old superhero who, with the help of her father's training and her advanced experienced with elaborate weaponry, kicks some serious bad guy ass.
Kick-Ass: "How do I get a hold of you?
Hit-Girl: "You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal that shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock."

Hit-Girl (to the drug-dealing villains): "Ok, you cunts. Let's see what you can do now."
by nickjoker526 May 15, 2010

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A combination of the show "Glee" and the word "rehab". It's essentially a place that people who are obsessed with Glee go to treat their addiction.
"OMFG GLEE IS SO AMAZING. I WATCHED IT 24/7 YESTERDAY."
"Dude, you need to go to Gleehab. You're obsessed.
by nickjoker526 March 06, 2010

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A weekend that consists of everything you do that is related to the popular T.V. show "Glee." (Can include listening to their albums non-stop, watching the DVD all weekend long, etc.)
"OMG. I listened to the Glee soundtrack ALL WEEKEND LONG."

"Dude, you can't even call that a weekend; that's more of a gleekend."
by nickjoker526 March 14, 2010

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A secret or spoiler regarding the show Glee.
"Hey man, wanna know a gleecret about next week's episode?"
by nickjoker526 April 13, 2010

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