Linux based operating system designed by legendary developer Christian Johnson. It is the world's first Linux based "not open source" open source OS. It's end user license agreement legally requires you to fully enjoy your experience using it and to admit that Lolzors is the world's greatest operating system.
Person 1: "Hey man I just found the best thing EVER!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "It's a new operating system called Lolzors! I'm legally obligated to enjoy it!"