Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Totally relaxed and chill, a.k.a. hella mellow.
Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
Long skinny breasts that hang down like bananas.
Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
The most sincere tears of all.
Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.
Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.
Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!
Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.
Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
Your personal lexicon. If you're legit, it's full of dope shit.
"Damn you cracks me up! Your verbal diary half belongs on urban dictionary!"