4 definitions by netmonkey

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When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice
Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.
by netmonkey February 20, 2009

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Elusive Red Haired Starfish Bandit, known to inhabit Canvey Island, Essex
Modern day version of the 1950s Canvey Monster
They found her wandering the streets in shock the next day - she had fallen for the siren song of the Canvey Ginge
by netmonkey February 17, 2009

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When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates
Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise
by netmonkey February 20, 2009

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When your colleague or supervisor stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder
Disobedient Willidan turned and noticed that he was the unfortunate victim of a sack attack by the disapproving Huxley
by netmonkey February 20, 2009

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