68 definitions by nethcev!

A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence.
My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.
by nethcev! November 21, 2005
Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.
"It was just a joke!"
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.
"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."
by nethcev! August 23, 2006
What drives man to achieve failure with greater speed then had he just let fate run its course.
Personal experience
by nethcev! June 27, 2004
The ultimate Spark Note to help one pass the great test of life.
Popular versions of the Bible include: NIV, King James, and Gideons.
by nethcev! August 23, 2006
The exception to all absolutes.
To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.
While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.
by nethcev! August 23, 2006

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