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Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.

He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them
Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.
by needs4crying March 03, 2009

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The phrase "to get your balls out" means to pluck up the courage to do something. This can be anything, from riding a ferris wheel, to jumping off a tall building.
It is based on the theory every one has the courage or "balls" to do something, it is just a case of "getting them out"
1) guy: You reckon i should go sky diving
other guy: Yeah, Get your balls out and do it!

2) guy: God, that girl is fit, reckon i should get my balls out and ask her on a date?
by needs4crying January 13, 2009

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1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".

2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.
David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!

Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson
by needs4crying December 08, 2010

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This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009

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The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.
'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'
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A friendly way to anounce that one is off to expel urine. often shortened to a "Biggins"
1. Hold my seat, i'm just of for a Pisstopher Biggins

2. We nearly there, i dying for a Biggins
by needs4crying January 23, 2009

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To stick the tip of your thunb down your jap eye
i was bored last night, so i thought i would go camping in norway. now my bell end hurts
by needs4crying January 26, 2009

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