2 definitions by ncalvin

Top Definition
1: According to Pentacostals, one who masturbates.
2: Any quasi-domesticated feline that hides in the couch cushions and suddendy and violently claws your leg.
1: You, me, and everyone else (yes, even Pents)
2: You're sitting there, doin' your thing, and this claw comes out of the crack in the cushions and digs into your thigh. You scream "DEMONFUCKER!"
by ncalvin January 25, 2007
Hate speech used by hypocritical, brainless, xenophobic non-Muslims who delight in racial and religious bigotry and enjoy making brash generalizations about people who look/talk/act differently from themselves, who make a habit of dehumanizing and villifying all things foreign.
Dipshit: I think we should fuckin' nuke the whole Middle East! They're all fucked up on The Prophet MudShit bullshit! Fuckin' retarded sand niggers!
Me: *shoots Dipshit in the balls with a tactical 10-gauge pump-action shotgun to prevent him from contaminating the human race.*
by ncalvin January 26, 2007

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