A cheap, musical alternative to prozac, useful for curing depression. Musical prozac consists of much time spent listening to most excellent tunes until you no longer feel like shit.
Friend 1: Last night kind of sucked ass. Sure, after all that ginorade
I got that free welcome mat and that Johnny Cash
poster I always wanted, but I missed the chance to have a meaningful goodbye with my friend! And she's moving away! I'm so depressed now. I need some prozac but I don't have health insurance because this country doesn't give a fuck about my well-being.
Friend 2: No worries, man. Just take some musical prozac.
Friend 1: What do you recommend?
Friend 2: Well, you could pop some XTC
and listen to trance. Or how about "I got a feeling" by Black Eyed Peas
? Anything by Matt and Kim
would do the trick.
Friend 1: Dude, all those recommendations sound kind of gay
Friend 2: Yeah but 'gay' isn't just about what you dream of being with me, douchebag
, it also means the same as 'happy', and it means that for a reason.