n. a state of pure winning or ownage
adj. of, pertaining to, or in a state of pure, unadulterated victory
v. to win completely & awesomely, often over someone or something
n. - That game we won 69/0 was a shmelmex.
adj. - And then I pulled out this shmelmex move, and he was sent flying. GAME OVER!
v. - She got shmelmexed last night; she couldn't think of a comeback, and she just ended up having the room out of embarrassment.
n- a state of pure, unadulterated fail, from the likes of which one's pride and sanity cannot recover
v- to fail in a way that puts one in the state described above.
adj- of or pertaining to failing so hard that even committing ritualistic suicide is no longer a viable option for retaining one's honor.
Sasha Y. is made of fzark.