When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.
Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan
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