A very rare kind of woman: Whip-smart, honest to a fault, fiercely loyal, and quite possibly the best lay you will ever have.
Neridas tend to be from a foreign country, are thin, have brown hair, and a penchant for impossible men. They sometimes pretend to like football if they happen to be dating a Brazilian footballer, but otherwise are not that in to sports.
Neridas make excellent friends and even better lovers.
My girlfriend sucks. I wish I was dating a Nerida.
That girl I met last night at the bar? I can't believe the crazy sex we had. She was a total Nerida.