1 definition by n00byness

When a man is unable to contain his feminine urges. When he's done so, the happiness from it is that of the feeling from skeeting.
"When I see him, he makes me wanna be gay!"

"Don't be gay dude, there's more fun in being Metroskeetual while picking from both trees."
by n00byness June 1, 2009
Get the Metroskeetual mug.