A quote made by Francine Smith from American Dad. She tried many times to write a quote that was worth remembering after her death, and this was what she decided upon, with the help of Klaus the fish.
Person 1: I don't want to eat your home-cooked food anymore!
Person 2: Why don't you like it? Do you want me to make chicken parmesan more often, since you like it so much?
Person 1: No! Your food is just terrible.
Person 3: Ooh, things are getting too spicy for the pepper here!
Another way to say confused, but much more awesome sounding. It can be said when you can't find any sense in something, or when you don't understand.
Teacher: Okay, so what's the answer to this problem? The equation is ax^2+bx+c divided by 2a.
Student: ... I be confuzzled.
An intense way of saying OMG, or oh my God, in a more old-school way. Pronounced "oh em jizzle".
Omjizzle! Green Day is having a concert next month!
What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.
Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
Person 2: hahaa you fail!
Another way of saying chocolate.
Person 1: I WANT SOME CHURCLATE!
Person 2: You mean chocolate?
Person 1: YOU HEARD ME.
Taken from Black Eyed Peas, and made into an amazing saying, this can be used for cometic relief and in an awkward situation.
Person 1: Dude, did you sleep with that girl last night?
Person 2: . . . !
Person 3: Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?
Person 1, 2, & 3: *Laughs hysterically*
A high school dance which tends to be postponed every year due to snow storms.
Student 1: Man, I'm so excited for the dance this weekend!
Student 2: Don't get too excited. This is winter ball, I doubt it'll actually be this weekend.