The face of Representative John Boehner of Ohio, House minority leader. Due to an innate desire to use tanning booths over the years, John's skin has taken on an unusual color and leathery look. It almost looks like a leather bag of some sort, or, a bonerbag. He says his name is Boehner(bay ner), but I'm sure in school it was boner.
Look! There's John Boehner on TV. Man his face looks like a bonerbag!