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13 definitions by mystic-x

 
1.
When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
 
2.
Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
 
3.
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom
-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
 
4.
The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!
by Mystic-X November 04, 2011
 
5.
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied. Often seen together with the ripple effect.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's Tittycopter that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
 
6.
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
 
7.
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010