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2 definitions by mynock1108

 
1.
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.
(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!

(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickes chirping)
by mynock1108 May 19, 2011
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2.
Response given when the action itself seems as if it either hurt like the dickens, or was extremely embarrassing.
BJ tried to clear the railing and smacked face first into the concrete next to the stairs. He then jumped up and sputtered out "I'm OK!" while dribbling blood.

John stumbles over a wet floor sign at the mall, jumps up and shouts out "I'm OK!" Meanwhile, Susie looks at him, and thinks he's a twat.
by mynock1108 May 28, 2011
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