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2 definitions by mybillyhead

 
1.
One who rules a crotch. Can be either male, female, or androgynous.
That bitch is a crotchcrat... she gets all the action.
by mybillyhead December 29, 2011
 
2.
One who stands on the corner and begs for money. Loser, bum, panhandler.
I saw a shalker standing on the corner of the freeway offramp. A shalker asked me for money at the gas station.
by mybillyhead December 29, 2011