1. n- a best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend with benefits, good friend, or friend that you flirt with. basically, anyone that you can squeeze/hug/hold.
2. v- to squeeze someone, as in a bear hug.
1.) girl, tell me you're not on the phone with booty squeegel right now, you know he just wants to hook up.
2.) omg! i can't believe i didn't get to squeegel you one last time before you left for your trip! :(