A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'
Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures
"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"