The what should be capital of a country (just because of it's nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transsexual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it's just too damn crappy.
Palmerston North should be the crapital of NZ, Dalby should be the crapital of Aussie etc. etc.
Honey Bunch-Kins. Used as a low-key term inciting affection from one to another.
Sam "I love you my HBK"
Grant "WTF? HBK? TOO PDA! P.S. I'm sleeping with your mother."