Musician who has absolutely no talent, BUUT can at least name the days of the week. Sadly though, she's not that hot, doesn't have that great of a voice, or even have a song with a good beat, so the American public will never ever like this song, unless they want to annoy the shit out of someone.
Guy 1: Hey, ever hear that song Friday by Rebecca Black?
Guy 2: Yeah *proceeds to take out a gun*
Guy 1: Whats the gun for?
Guy 2: *Shoots a baby*
Guy 1: WTF
Guy 2: Now the lucky bastard will never grow up having heard that song.