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2 definitions by murraydog

 
1.
a rare condition where a lush full head of hair surrounds the sphincter. Similar to the type of hair shown on hair growth commercials, but around the butthole, so it's probably never been seen on network Television.
Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
by murraydog January 29, 2008
 
2.
When your penis works itself into an uncomfortable position.
Laura was saying something, but the Fedex guy couldn't hear a thing. His attention was diverted by the pressing reminder of a creepy murray. Shorts was the wrong pant to wear in this office.
by murraydog January 29, 2008