1 definition by murharharhar

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A large girl who cakes on enough layers of make-up to make her globe (aka her huge head) look 3 times larger than it really is. She likes to be a big slut and sleep with guys after meeting them a few times. She sucks at math, logic, and being a good person in general. She dyes her hair every week just so she can make sure no one really knows what she actually looks like. She thinks no one dislikes her but she's really a large ugly loud eye sore.
Hi my name is Kylie, I am large and love to cake on my makeup and dye my hair all the time, because if anyone knew that I actually look like a large stallion with a million freckles no one would like me.
by murharharhar July 23, 2010

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