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5 definitions by muntumbo mo klick

 
1.
Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
by muntumbo mo klick June 12, 2007
 
2.
Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
by muntumbo mo klick August 21, 2007
 
3.
Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
by Muntumbo mo klick April 16, 2007
 
4.
Contraction of "al gore" and "oracle", used to mean those who worship Al Gore and his amazing internet-inventing, climate change creating brain. Usually used to mock the people who will believe anything he says without any independent thought of their own.
Gullible hippie chick: OMG, did you hear teh global warming is gonna kill us alll!?!?!?

Cynical won: Yeah the Algoracle always says that, but I'm still freezing my ass off.
by muntumbo mo klick March 05, 2008
 
5.
phrase for "allow to have sex with", as if some girl's skanky cooter is like a wonderful gift that only a few very special dumb ugly men will have access to. Usually used by young girls who think their "body is a temple", or some stupid shit like that, and generally only use sex as a bargaining chip to further manipulate any man near them. A phrase usually used by the most conniving, manipulative, man-hating bitches on the planet - i.e. most of them.
"I'm not going to give it up until you buy me dinner, a new rolex, a sports car, and a mansion asshole! Get used to it 'cuz this is as good as it gets you piece of scum! I rule the planet because I have a vagina!"
by muntumbo mo klick January 04, 2007