When calling someone a "total douche bag" or a "giant douche" just doesn't seem to encompass the magnitude of "doucheness" portrayed by any certain individual, they then can be defined as a "gargandouche." Short for GARGANTUOUS DOUCHE BAG.
Did you see Jack's new myspace page? What a gargandouche.
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