Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina
and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex
. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*