A town in Rhode Island. Located on Aquidneck Island in the middle
of Newport and Portsmouth...hence the name. Middletown is clearly the best of the three
on the Island because a) it's not ghetto like
Newport and b) it's not snotty like
Portsmouth. Home to fairly well-off
families (they have to be to own houses
here!), Middletown is a place where everybody knows everybody and their parents. Soccer and lacrosse are generally successful and popular sports. For the most part, its inhabitants
don't move away. And who would want to? Go Islanders!