Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and... ahem
Robbie : No teacher
, not only are you a male, but my heart
belongs to nobody
Teacher : *runs out crying
girl : what about me robbie?
Robbie : No. You may be very sexy
, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.
Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??
!! YOUR SO SEXY
, WHY DON'T YOU TEACH
Robbie: fine. but nobody better come on
girls: too late