11 definitions by mrwhitie

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A white person's fat face.
"Shut up you lard face."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.
"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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Eye socket region has so little fat that her face looks like a skull or a corpse.
"That bitch over there looks like a zombie with her skully eyed eyes."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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Characteristics of a typical Asian's eyes that resemble the sleek headlights on cars.
"Damn he's fast. Him and his fancy cars, blingy clothes, and sleeky eyes."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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Predominantly White European descendants have this trait, you know, the ones with deep eyelids that look like an ice cream scoop and it gets more pronounced as they age.
Person 1: "Man, that boney white girl over there got some serious scoopy eyes for her age."
Person 2: "Yes, very skully looking."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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Indians / East Indians, Middle Easterners, Arabs, Indonesians, Filipinos, Hawaiians, Pacific Islanders, South East Asians, South Asians, any dark skinned South Asians.
"Those asian niggers smell like curry and look like mud."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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Describing Arabs / Middle Easterners and East Indians.
"Go take a shower you rag heads."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

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