6 definitions by mrploertendoder

uban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up
urban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up
by mrploertendoder June 13, 2010
a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with
yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.
by mrploertendoder June 13, 2010
1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other
bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010
some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels
bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010
someone who gives oral sex to the tip of a marijuanacigaret, result: a wet, dirty piece of fuck left from your joint.
'dude, who did this to my joint, the tip is all wet'.
'we have a tip fucker in company'.
(painfull silence)
by mrploertendoder June 13, 2010
someone who gets his or her(his in most cases) attentention and identity from talking about or smoking marijuana in front of other people and hoping that anyone notices it and pay attention to it.
stoser is a mixup between 'stoner' and 'poser'.
screaming out loud through the classroom; 'yoo, bob(fictional character), i think i quit smoking for 3 weeks, you with me'! 'yeah chris(fictional character), i think so'.
one day later:
'yoo chris, did you know how stoned i was yesterday'.
'yeah me to'.
bob and chris are stosers
by mrploertendoder June 13, 2010

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