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Used when quoting directly from an article in a discussion thread, as in FARK.COM
RTFA: Read The Farkin Article, which can be a command or an announcement that you're on board.
DRTFA: Didn't Read The Farkin Article, as in, you couldn't be bothered and will assume to pick up the relevancy in the thread.
FTFA: "While his wife called police in Gravesend, Kent, Mark grappled with the teenager – who may have been attending a nearby party. He managed to flee but Mark chased him and marched him back to waiting cops."
Subscriber: He assaulted him a good distance away from his house. If it happened in the house then that's one thing but running him down when he's fleeing is premeditated assault.