5 definitions by mr.bojangles4251

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The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
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etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
by mr.bojangles4251 July 21, 2011

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A female on Facebook whose laziness or technological ineptness leads to her profile picture being the default "Vader pic." Although the neck of the default Vader pic is slightly thinner than its Star Wars counterpart, it remains kinda scary.
Joe: "My a wife, Maria, just signed up for the Facebook, but the sonofagun doesn't know how to make a the picture for the profile."

Jimmy: "Yeah, she's totally gonna have a Vader pic until one of her grandson's changes it for her."
by mr.bojangles4251 November 29, 2011

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Made famous by the "Daily Show's" report on the yuletide log TV channel in Victoria, BC, Canada. Instead of correctly expressing his disbelief as "dumbfounded," the less than intelligent interviewee used the term "dumbfoiled," giving added evidence that his claim (the yuletide log resembled an actual fire) was completely ridiculous.
Ed Robinson: "The children come running down the stairs yelling 'Fire! Fire! Fire!' so, we all looked at each other dumbfoiled."

Steve Carell: "Alright, so you were dumbfoiled. What happened next?"
by mr.bojangles4251 December 12, 2011

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(v.) To express doing something that requires an intense amount of energy and brain power. It can be used in all matters and forms, ranging from simple day-to-day activities to more profound undertakings.
Tara: Dan, I woke up this morning and immediately velocirapted out of bed!

Dan: Whoa! That's crazy talk!
by mr.bojangles4251 December 15, 2011

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(adj.) The opposite meaning of "The Bee's Knees." To give meaning to a noun in a not-so flattering way. Syn.: 'Lame.'
Guy #1: "Yo! Guy #2, did you check out the new episode of "Work It" on tv last night?"

Guy #2: "Maaannnnn, that show is The Bee's Ankles."
by mr.bojangles4251 January 30, 2012

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