11 definitions by mr. tapeworm

The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 02, 2006

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The hollow tube used to insert gerbils or other small rodents into ones rectum for sexual gratification.
Hey Bruce grease up that tunnel of love so I can make a Habitrail of my ass.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

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A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.
If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 02, 2006

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Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.
My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

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