1 definition by mr. straight guy101

when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.
Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.
by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2011
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