a child conceived after obama's win in the general election under the guise of "celebratory sex". most likely an illegitimate child.
person1: hey, did you know tammy is pregnant again?
person2: really? i didn't know her and tyrone got back together.
person1: oh, they didn't. this one is jose's.
person2: hmmm. i thought i saw a different car parked in front of her mom's house.
person1: car? jose drives a truck. that car must be jared's, her current boyfriend.
person2: oh, i see. looks like we should probably get back to work so we can support her obama baby.
person1: yeah. poor kid... he doesn't stand a chance.