14 definitions by mr swipe

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The Asian pronunciation of the word cunnilingus.
Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 22, 2007
A gathering of morbidly obese, white trash females usually found shopping at Walmart (or anything Mart), blocking the aisles with a gaggle of snotty nosed brats in tow. The only good thing about it is, you don't have to venture all the way to Alaska to see these blubberous beasts in action.
My god, I just came back from Walmart where I saw a Whale Pod fighting over a box of discounted ding dongs.
by Mr Swipe September 03, 2007
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.
Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
The Asian pronunciation of the word Clitoris, where an "R" is substituted for an "L".
Dude, I was travelling in Thailand and this Asian guy came up to me and said: "Herro pretty rady, can I perform cunniringus on your Critoris?"
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.
Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
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