Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.
Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.
Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.
Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.
To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.
Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater
Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.
Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan
Merkans make me sick to my stomach!
Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.
Replusively large or loud.
Your penis is positively Roman!
The Roman empire was very Roman.
One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.
Derived from papercut
That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.
A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.
Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!
A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits
The pizza was of Roman
proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!