An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.
"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."
"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."
1. A round, cylindical object.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
Frequent mispelling of the word "and" and therefore, possibly the most annoying word you'll ever read when going over your work. Apart from "teh".
"Round adn round they went... oh, FUCK IT!"
Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes
"Thieving gypsy bastards!"
A product or item that is endlessly upgraded or improved and which users don't mind having to pay full price for the latest examples. A frequent occurance within video games.
EA Games have two cashcows - "The Sims" and the "FIFA" series of games. Neither of which I'd play if you paid me.
Norfolk dialect for the word "show", usually in a past tense. We can't help it if we're backward...
"He shew me this video of Chyna..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"