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67 definitions by mr ben

 
15.
1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
 
16.
Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.
"Thieving gypsy bastards!"
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
 
17.
A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.
"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
 
18.
An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.
"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
 
19.
A product or item that is endlessly upgraded or improved and which users don't mind having to pay full price for the latest examples. A frequent occurance within video games.
EA Games have two cashcows - "The Sims" and the "FIFA" series of games. Neither of which I'd play if you paid me.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
 
20.
Norfolk dialect for the word "show", usually in a past tense. We can't help it if we're backward...
"He shew me this video of Chyna..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
 
21.
Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.
"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005