A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out
places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions
with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete
when they start taking pictures.Straight
and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate
Twister! It looks like they're scissoring
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally
having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping
and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."