A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working
man that derives his self-gratification
from working like a maniac, until
he has nothing
left in him. Naturally talented
in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.
"Did you see that Rueben back
"It was like he was made of awesome!"
"Can we get one for our place?"
"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."