2 definitions by mounted buck

Top Definition
A tiny dick, sometimes shaped like a semi-flaccid, but not necessarily so.
Marty: I love my man even though his dick is the size of a babycorn.

Melissa: Thanks for that visual. I sure won't be eating those off the salad bar at Coco's anymore
by mounted buck January 17, 2008
A slightly soft, not very large penis, similar in firmness and size to a dolma, the Armenian grape leaf treat.
Melissa: I was so excited to get him home til I realized he was packing a dolma.

Carmen: Gross. Well at least it doesn't count even if you tried to have sex with him.
by mounted buck January 17, 2008
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