A member of a clueless
freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup
thinking he or she can actually surf
, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers
by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup
? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set