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2 definitions by morty mort

 
1.
I life goal so ridiculous that it seems dumb, but at the same time, it is strangely appealing, such as becoming a floor. Alternatively, this owrd can also be used to describe a progressing event that is so ridiculous or mind boggling that it cannot be described.
"My life ogal is to become a floor."
"I have seen some weird shit on the internet. The place is really just an ogal."
by Morty Mort November 16, 2013
 
2.
A front coolie is a term that symbolizes a womens vagina.
Last night Ellie let me see her front coolie for the first time.

by morty mort April 07, 2006